I am not sure if this will become a permanent feature on this blog, but I was very inspired by this little scene in parking garage. Just in case it is not enough to be driving something called a "Land Cruiser" (Canyonero!.....), you will proceed to park it in a spot clearly labeled "COMPACT." The added bonus being the driver's complete unawareness that the lines delineating the spot do, in fact, mean something. If you can't park it, don't drive it.
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